Trump Wades Through Blood, Stands Atop Pile of Bodies to Embarrass America
President Donald Trump waded through the blood of 48 injured souls, stood atop the bodies of seven murder victims in order to scold the Mayor of London for urging calm.…
PODCAST: Standing With Our British Cousins
We refuse to allow the terror attacks in London tonight dull our spirits. We need to stay strong and free! Bill and Lady Di Preston-Schmalfeldt keep calm and carry on…
Trump to Earth: ‘Drop Dead!’
He had to tell lie after lie to do it, but President Donald Trump kept a campaign promise to the slack-jawed, mouth-breathing dullards, as well as the fossil fuel big…
Crazy James O’Keefe Smacked With Million Dollar Lawsuit
After being called a “modern-day Watergate burglar,” right-wing professional liar James O’Keefe and Project Veritas member Allison Maass have been slapped with a million-dollar lawsuit from an organization of Democratic…
Lee Stranahan Wants Your Money to Shoot a Film
In yet another long and rambling diatribe this morning, former pornographer, would-be pimp, grifter, one-time Breitbart reporter and current propaganda agent for Russia’s media outlet “Sputnik” (last we heard, anyway)…
Three is a LOT More Than None, Right?
During his confirmation hearing in the US Senate, then Alabama Sen. Jeff Sessions volunteered that he had conducted a grand total of zero meetings with “the Russians.” That number grew…
Let’s Have Another Cup of ‘Covfefe’
Twitter erupted in derisive laughter last night when President Trump posted the following Tweet. After some initial worry that the President had “done an Elvis” and shuffled off this mortal…
Trump Getting Fat, Withdrawing Emotionally as Russia Probe Advances
It ain’t easy being Donald. According to published reports the porky President is packing on pounds and emotionally withdrawing from reality as the Russian Probe gets gets closer to home.…
Trump’s Personal Lawyer Now Targeted in Russian Probe
On some warm, muggy nights out in the back roads of rural Iowa, one can actually hear the corn growing. Here, in the final days of May, we see the…
Nebraska Wingnut Refuses to Say Humans “Entitled to Eat”
There are a lot of things I expect politicians on both sides of the aisle to weasel about. Should Trump be impeached? Should Jared Kushner be in jail? Was Tiffany…