Hannity May Quit FOX News As Soon as Tonight
I hope he’s not just blowing off steam. Remember, he agreed to be waterboarded to prove it was not torture if someone donated a significant sum to war vets. Someone…
Some Neo-Nazi’s Express Buyers’ Remorse for Trump Vote
Imagine the plight of the neo-fascist alt-right skinhead who truly believed Donald Trump would have all the “n*ggers, k*kes, “sp*cs, qu**rs and other non-white, undesirable ‘untermensch‘” in the camps or…
Big Grown Up Donnie Makes Big Boy Insult on “Face the Nation”
You gotta have a soft spot in your head to appear on a nationally-acclaimed Sunday morning news show and then taunt the host with 4th grade name-calling like President Trump…
Trump Wants Us to ‘Rub Some Dirt on It” re: Pre-existing Conditions
What are we, anyway? A buncha BABIES? Whining and crying about getting insurance for pre-existing conditions when there are so many other things to worry about. Just like a junior…
Trump Tells Reuters War is Possible
President Donald Trump told Reuters that war is a distinct possibility with North Korea. Raw Story reports: “There is a chance that we could end up having a major, major…
FLYNN COULD GET FIVE!
Retired Lt. Gen. and 24-day National Security Adviser Michael Flynn could be facing up to five years as a guest at a Federal Grey Bar Hotel, according to National Security…
NEW PODCAST: Sir William and Lady Di Save ‘MURICA!
It’s a continuation of the previous FATMAN PODCAST, now with a real female attached. Your co-host Sir William is thrilled to no longer have to provide the female voices for…
Another FOX News Host ‘on Vacation’ After Oral Sex Quip About Ivanka
They must have quite the liberal vacation policy at FOX News. For instance, just one day after making what some saw as an oral sex joke regarding Ivanka Trump and…
ISIS Fighters Killed with Delicious, Pork-Flavored Irony
Sometimes the schadenfreude is too much to bear. Newsweek reports that three ISIS fighters were killed… not by drone strikes, not by MOAB, not by tripping and getting impaled on…
Alex Jones Claims 150+ Babe Boinks by Age 16
We suspect he may be lying, but lunatic Info Wars host Alex Jones claims he bedded over 150 babes by the time he turned 15. He doesn’t say how young…